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1)WHEN EVER SOMEONE CALLS YOUR NAME OUT SAY MOO.
2)PLUCK A STRAND OF HAIR OUT OF SOMEONE'S HEAD AND YELL " D.N.A."
3)WHEN IN A RESTARAUNT ASK THE WAITER / WAITRESS FOR A SEAT AS YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS A PROBLEM STANDING UP.
4)THROW STONES AT PEOPLE THAT PASS YOUR HOUSE.
5)CALL 999 AND WHEN THEY ASK WHAT SERVICE YOU REQUIRE REPLY " OH NOTHING, I'M JUST BROWSING "
6)BEAT YOURSELF UP.
7)TRY TO SWIM ON THE FLOOR.
8)WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BATH OR SHOWER YELL " HELP ME !! I'M DROWNING!!
9)WHEN YOU ARE EXITING AN ELEVATOR PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS AS YOU LEAVE SO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE IN OR GET IN HAVE TO STOP AT EVERY SINGLE FLOOR.
10)WALK RATHER CLOSE BEHIND SOMEONE AND HUM THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME.
11)WHILE SITTING IN CLASS TELL THE TEACHER THAT YOU WILL ONLY RESPOND TO THE NAME TERRENCE.
12)PLAY CHICKEN WITH KNIVES.
13)ASK PEOPLE WAT SEX THEY ARE.
14)TELL PEOPLE THAT THEIR ACCENT ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE.
15)RUN AROUND WITH A LAMPSHADE ON YOUR HEAD AND COMPLAIN THAT THE SUN IS DYING.
16)RING SOMEONES HOUSE UP AND PRETEND THAT YOU ARE FROM B.T.. SAY THAT YOU ARE TAKING A SURVEY AND IS IT ALRIGHT IF YOU ASK THEM A FEW QUESTIONS. IF THE RESPONSE IS NO THEN REPLY WELL ITS OKAY BECAUSE THEY SMELL OF SHIT ANYWAY. BUT IF THE REPLY IS YES THEN ASK THEM
a)WHAT COMPANY ARE YOU WITH i) B.T. ii)TELEWEST OR iii)OTHER
b)HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH THIS COMPANY i) LESS THEN 6 MONTHS ii)1 YEAR iii) LONGER
c)ARE YOU A VIRGIN. AND INSIST THAT IT IS CRUCIAL INFORMATION.
17)GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE HOLDING THEIR CHILD/CHILDREN HOSTAGE.
18)KEEP ON CHANGING YOUR ACCENT EVERY SENTENCE.
19)GO UP BEHIND PEOPLE, SNIFF THEIR SHOULDERS AND RUN AWAY.
20)WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS TALKING TO YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN BURST OUT IN TEARS AND COMPLAIN HOW IT IS ALL THEIR FAULT!
