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C- So Ashleigh, do you like pie?
A- Yes, yes I do.
C- Fish pie?
A- No, I say fish pie is for the queers.
C- Glad we've cleared that up. Do you have any bellybutton fluff?
A- No, no I don't. Why would you want to know?
C- Because it is a random question and I collect it.
A- Bellybutton fluff?
C- Yes, yes I do. What colour is Eva Jones's hair?
A- Who's Eva Jones?
C- I made her up.
A- Like Santa.
C- Santa's real! Isn't he?
A- Yes of course Charlotte.
C- Good. Fandabbydosy. Wow, I've never used that word before. Have you?
A- My Mam does.
C- Great, what's her favourite colour?
A- Stinkin Snot Green.
C- Wow, that's descriptive.
A- Why wouldn't it be?
C- Why indeed, why indeed. What do you think of Simon Cowell?
A- He's got sexy trousers. And quite nice bellybutton fluff.
C- Ah, so you collect it too?
A- Maybe... can we change the subject?
C- Okelydokely. What is your opinion on the 21st century box-making industry?
A- I think it's the most exciting thing since bellybutton fluff found on the set of Star Wars was up for sale on ebay. Happy times, happy times...
C- Loving that as well. Can you play the Triangle?
A- Yes, I performed at Glastonbury. And will do again.
C- What did you play?
A- The Star Wars theme tune. Nuh-nuh, n-n-n-n-nuh-nuh, n-n-n-n-nuh-nuh, n-n-n-nuuuuuuuh.
C- I'm gonna leave you at that. Don't forget, kiddi-kiddos, Ashleigh's performing at this Glastonbury, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next,and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next- oh, you get the message, don't you? She'll be by the purple bin next to stage 2.
