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C- Hello Kimba, what time did you get up this morning?
K- Half six
C- You what?
K- What? Is there something wrong with that?
C- Maybe. I don't know. Did you get up to catch worms like how the early bird catches the worm?
K- No, I'm a cat. and I don't like worms.
C- Spiders?
K- Kinda
C- Beetles?
K- Yes.
C- Oh really? So do you like Sgt peppers lonely heart club band or Yellow submarine the best?
K- Yellow submarine, all the way
C- I can play that on the recorder. And the keyboard. And the guitar if I can be bothered to work out the notes. Did you see Ashleigh at Glastonbury?
K- No, I was too busy being the first feline on the moon. I had a Basket. Screw that netto dog...
C- Is aristocats your favourite film?
K- Yes. And has been since 1962.
C- Who are your role models?
K- Maggie Simpson. And I quite like that cat Sassy from Homeward Bound.
C- Okelydokely. Your Fave song?
K- Old MacDonald. Had a farm.
C- Eieio. What's your favourite verse? Feel free to sing.
K- I think I'll give that one a miss
C- I'll sing instead. After the interview. How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?
K- 11, no 12! no 35! no 42! yes, 42.
C- That's the meaning of life.
K- How comes?
C- Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Buy it. Watch it. Cherish the memory forever.
K- Okaaaaaaaaaay Weirdo.
C- Hey these interviews are for weird people only. They're just more interesting. By calling me a weirdo you are dissasociating yourself with my kind, making you normal, and normal people are persona non grata to my EXCLUSIVE interviews. I am therefore evicting you.
K- Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
