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A black man walks into a cafe early one morning and notices he is the only black person there.
As he sat down he noticed a white man sit behind him.
The white man said,
"Coloured people aren't allowed in here."
The black man replied.....
"When I was born, I was black.
When I grew up, I was black.
When I am scared, I am black.
When I go in the sun, I am black.
When I am cold, I am black.
When I die, I will be black.
But you sir.....
When you were born, you were pink.
When you are scared, you are white.
When you are sick, you are green.
When you stay in the sun, you are red.
When you are cold, you turn blue.
When you die, you will turn purple-
and yet you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man turned back around, and the white man walked away.
Personally, I'd like to be green.
